and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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