Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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