I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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