Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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