No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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