it was like his penis was on wheels.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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