it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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