is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We need to get me chipped asap
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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