My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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