after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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