haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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