I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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