Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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