what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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