Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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