So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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