Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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