He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I can't turn off my feet"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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