North Korea, Best Korea!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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