I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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