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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.

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• (714): View more from California

  If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING

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• (+33): View more from France

  Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?

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• (714): View more from California

  I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.

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