Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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