Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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