I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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