Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
