I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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