my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
you made out with another girl for some wings
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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