I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Randomize
