It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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