either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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