Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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