my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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