Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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