i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
love makes seman taste better
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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