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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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