Just fell off a train. Bad.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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