You work out of a Hotel?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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