she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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