i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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