i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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