i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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