I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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