wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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