Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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