I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Sober January is a disaster.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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