I love black thongs
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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