Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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