If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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