In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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