Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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